Monday, November 24, 2008

The best book you'll ever read...

Guaranteed to increase the size of your balls 73% or your money back
The Alphabet of Manliness was written by the satirical humorist, "Maddox" who gained fame as an online persona that identified himself as a seven foot tall, totally ripped eyepatch-wearing pirate who lives in the wilderness of Utah in a log cabin made entirely out of trees he chopped down with his boner. He also said to have balls the size of people's heads.

The Alphabet of Manliness breaks down exactly what it takes to be a man, letter by letter. It's like relearning Kindergarten except instead of Jane Seeing Spot Run, you're learning about U for Urinal Etiquette or A for Ass-Kicking


Order it online at Amazon.com or from his site

Also stop by his online site, the highest visited non-advertised site on the internet.

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